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		<title>Sleeping Geek</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farooq Azam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how a geek sleeps at night .]]></description>
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<p>This is how a geek sleeps at night <img src='http://www.farooqazam.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>Even Microsoft is sick of IE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farooq Azam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am currently using Dialup. Sometimes when a page is loading and there&#8217;s some problem with the connection then the unloaded code shows up as text. Today I was viewing Microsoft&#8217;s website and this is what I saw (after a connection problem): LOL. Even Microsoft is sick of Internet Explorer.]]></description>
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<p>I am currently using Dialup. Sometimes when a page is loading and there&#8217;s some problem with the connection then the unloaded code shows up as text.</p>
<p>Today I was viewing Microsoft&#8217;s website and this is what I saw (after a connection problem):</p>
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<p>LOL. Even Microsoft is sick of Internet Explorer.</p>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Bravest Mouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farooq Azam</dc:creator>
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<p><a title="Brave Mouse" href="http://www.sonnyradio.com/mouse2.jpg"><img src="http://www.sonnyradio.com/mouse2.jpg" alt="http://www.sonnyradio.com/mouse2.jpg" width="483" height="404" /></a></p>
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		<title>Human is just like digital machines!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farooq Azam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever thought that human resembles most of the digital machines? OR the digital machines resembles human? Oh and yeah! The title of this post is wrong. Actually, its &#8220;Digital machines are just like human!&#8221;. I put that (wrong) one to attract people :p. Human is just like a group of digital machines. See [...]]]></description>
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<p>Have you ever thought that human resembles most of the digital machines? OR the digital machines resembles human?</p>
<p>Oh and yeah! The title of this post is wrong. Actually, its &#8220;Digital machines are just like human!&#8221;. I put that (wrong) one to attract people :p.</p>
<p>Human is just like a group of digital machines. See this:</p>
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<p>The human eyes function much like a camera. Both has lens,focus,blur etc. They are not <em>exactly</em> the same but they sure resemble each other.<span id="more-53"></span></p>
<p>The same thing with human ears. They are just like a Mic. In a Mic, when sound waves strikes the Diaphragm it vibrates and produces an Audio Signal. Similarly, in human ear, the Pinna catches sound waves and passes it into Ear Drum. This tiny flap of skin acts just like the Diaphragm in a microphone. It vibrates and send a signal to the brain.</p>
<p>About the Mouth &amp; Speaker, I won&#8217;t be speaking about the way a human speaks. Lets just talk about the sound (voice) it produces. The mouth of the human produces sound just like a speaker. Air vibrates vocal cards and sound is produced. In a speaker, a driver vibrates diaphragm (or cone) and produces sound waves.</p>
<p>The last one is Brain &amp; CPU (Computer). They are also the same. In a Computer, when an input is given to the CPU. The CPU processes it and produces the output on a device or most of the time on the screen. Forexample, when you a press a key (input) the CPU processes it and shows the output on screen. Here the finger (or whatever) that pressed the key is <strong>Input</strong>, the keyboard is a <strong>Receptor</strong>, the CPU is <strong>Brain</strong> and the output is <strong>Action</strong>. Similarly, in a Human, when an <strong>Input</strong> is given the <strong>Receptor</strong> passes it to the <strong>Brain</strong>. The Brain processes the received data and produces an <strong>Action</strong>. Forexample, if a mosquito bites your hand and you quickly scratch it. Here the mosquito is <strong>Input</strong>, the hand is a <strong>Receptor</strong> (for the pain caused), the <strong>Brain</strong> which received the information about the mosquito bite processes it and produces an <strong>Action</strong> by making you scratch your hands.</p>
<p>.. What do you think?</p>
<p><strong>P.S:</strong> I am neither an expert in science nor even good in science. The reason of this post was just to show the resemblance between digital machines and human. I know I made lots of mistakes. But that&#8217;s because I am not that good in science.</p>
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